Otherwise known as the Worldwide Organisation for Men Exhibiting Nanciness. There have been some TV commercials, describing an unfortunate afflication known as “man cans” syndrome. Supposedly, men who cry in a girlie movie (chick flick) – or can’t drive a manual-shift car – or use corn-forks to eat a corn cob at a BBQ – are considered as having “man-cans”.
Not to be mistaken with any other rare physical, genetic or hormonal disorders, Man Cans are the sudden onset of unwanted unmanly physical appendages.
Think of them as a warning sign, a way of knowing it’s time to stop acting like a Nancy boy and act like a real man.
There are the following websites already created :
And – if you sign up a friend – he’ll get an email like this…>
Your friend, <name> reckons you should visit mancans.com.au
Now, I’m not assuming you have Man Cans – that would be insulting. I’m just saying that if you’ve been acting a little soft recently (maybe you’ve taken to wearing a jumper tied around your neck, for example) then you may have a problem. Or a pair of them, as the case may be.
And even if you haven’t developed a sudden pair of Man Cans, you can never be too careful.
Remember, we’re here to help. So visit today.
Chairman, Worldwide Organisation for Men Exhibiting Nanciness
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Not sure what this is all about – perhaps an advert for men’s deodorant – or VB (not Visual Basic – but Victoria Bitter) – or FHM magazine.
Who knows – another one of those viral marketing adverts – we’ll just have to wait and see.
All will be revealed on September 2nd.