What the ?
The outspoken Sir Elton John, apparently feeling the pinch of declining album sales, has called for the internet to be shut down.
Sir Elton said the internet had “stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff”, and it compelled them to “sit at home and make their own records, which is sometimes OK but it doesn’t bode well for long-term artistic vision”.
I was going to say we should all EMAIL him to tell him to “shut up – and get with the times” – but he probably doesn’t have an email address.
Oh well – you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
Or – should it be – you can teach an old fag new tech’s
In either case – it proves that you always ridicule that which you do not understand.